Martha Clark has many sides.
Pilot: What is it? A bird? A plane?
Lana: Well, nothing says 'I love you' like a motorcycle helmet.
Lois: I guess I'm a sucker for stray dogs and naked men. (Martha stares) Okay, that didn't come out right...
Dr. Vaughn: You're living on borrowed time, Lex – stop trying to borrow more.
Lois: Were (Chloe) and Clark ever an item?
Lionel: You know, they dubbed Mussolini a savior...and look what happened to him.
Lex: Shouldn't wound what you can't kill, Dad.
Lois: Glad to see we've moved beyond the clothing-optional stage of our relationship.
Lois: Give me a geek with glasses.
Lex: But apparently I'm not ordinary.
Jonathan: You can fly?
Lana: You and Lois...?
Lois: Lana...cute, smart, gusty. And way too much for you to handle. I can see why you're in love with her.
Lois: Remind me if I'm ever a witness, don't put my life in the hands of the FBI.
Lois: Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of "Clark Junior."
Lana: I guess Paris just wasn't for me.
Lois: Really? You two?
Lois: The awkward tension is just getting started.
Lois: Really crashed and burned on that one.
Lex: Look, I'd like to set things straight between us, Clark, but don't you think raising someone from the grave is setting the bar a little high?
Lois: Chloe always told me this town was weird.
Lana: Do you believe in destiny?
Lionel: Well done, Lex, but wasn't it you who warned me, don't wound what you cannot kill?
Jason: I'm freaking you out with the whole Cary Grant moment, aren't I?
General Lane: Not to worry, Lo – I'm sure Clark will be happy to show you around.
Jason: It was strange. (Clark) kind of opened up to me today.
Lex: What's with this fascination with ancient writings?
Lex: I guess the polite thing to do is cough and let you know I'm standing here, but that always seems so forced, doesn't it?
Chloe: Now I'm off to see Clark Kent in a wet T-shirt. Care to join me?
Clark: You know, if you spent as much time studying as you did trying to leave, you'd be in college already.
Mandy: You want a quote?
Jason: Well, I guess it could've been a lot worse if Clark hadn't tackled me out of the way. I've never seen anybody move that fast. I got to get him off the bench.
Lex: There's a darkness in me that I can't always control. I'm starting to think that's my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly.
Clark: I'm looking for Coach Teague. He just attacked me in my loft.
Lois: Do you know how pathetic it is that you have to resort to chemicals to control your boyfriends?
Clark: You know, I thought you made a great cheerleader.
Chloe: (about Clark) Wow, superhero and journalist - what are the odds?
Lois: If you break (Chloe's) heart, I'll come back and I'll break your legs.
Lois: Don't worry, I'll come back and visit.
Bart: Your watch is fast. If there's one thing I never am, it's late. If I'm going to be somewhere, I'll be there like a flash.
Bart: I'll be a thousand miles away before you can blink
Bart: You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm.
Bart: (I'm from) the future.
Martha: (I wanted to) spend some time with a ruggedly handsome farmer.
Clark: So, what happened?
Clark: Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?
Lana: I did some research on the Countess Theroux. Turns out that we have a lot more in common than I thought.
Martha: Jump down there and put it out?
Chloe: What, is flannel too five minutes ago?
Lana: Who the hell do you think you are?
Chloe: As much as I hate to admit it, I never bet against Clark Kent.
Lana: Clark's a big part of the reason why I took off for Paris in the first place.
Clark: No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that. That's why it's my decision, not yours.
Mikail: If you knew about my powers, why did you bet against me?
Lex: Mikail, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that anything lost can be found again.
Lex: I see. So today I'm taking the role of the despicable, untrustworthy friend and as usual our hero is making the fatal flaw of jumping to conclusions.
Isabelle/Lana: Hair of two virgins (plucks her own hair) We've been a good little girl, haven't we?
Brianna/Lois: I'm gorgeous! Look at these! (perks her breasts up).
Madeleine/Chloe: Ahh..the woods of France. I'd know them anywhere.
Madeleine/Chloe: Is that the same quest that got us burned at the stake?
Isabelle/Lana: We don't have time for this.
Madeleine/Chloe: The food is so good in this century.
Brianna/Lois: His powers are restored.
Lois: Why are we lying in the dirt?
Clark: Hey Dad!
Clark: Isabelle was...aggressively sexy.
Chloe: (to Clark) C'mon, big boy – it's for the cause of truth and justice.
Lionel: I want to be your father, Lex. If you'll let me.
[During Jason's nightmare]
Chloe: Clark, you were in love with her. That's not something you ease out of.
[During Chloe's nightmare]
Lana (to The Kents): I can't just sit in that hospital anymore, just watching Chloe and Jason die. I want to help.
Warden Stone: You want to stay in prison?
Lionel But who? Who could do that?
[During Lana's nightmare]
[During Clark's nightmare]
[On telling Lana his secret]
Jonathan (to Clark): Someday there will be someone you can tell.
Jason (to Lana): Six months ago I would've never gone to someone like Lex and groveled for a job I don't even want.
Lana (to Jason): The one thing I've learned from my relationship with Clark is when someone isn't being honest with me.
Chloe (to Clark): It turns out she is not exactly M.I.A. so to speak. She's in a mental facility and the kicker is it's hereditary.
Clark (to Chloe): It's weird when people think they are so close to you when they have no idea what you're really going through.
Chloe (to Clark): I mean if you can't tell your best friend, who can you tell? Right, Clark?
Lex: Well, the prodigal father returns.
Minister: Do you, Clark Kent, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Lionel: Corporate maneuvering doesn't interest me any more.
Alicia: I want this to last forever.
Lex: Dad. You can stay in the guest house.
Lois: First he married the girl, now he's dating her?
Lois: Did (Alicia) happen to be wearing something low-cut when she spun you that tale, because I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here.
Sheriff Adams: You flip-flop more than a politician, Mr. Kent.
Lex: Can I get you something? I assure you, my tastes have matured.