Season Four

Crusade Martha Clark has many sides. Lois: I know, I've seen several already. Pilot: What is it? A bird? A plane? Lana: Well, nothing says 'I love you' like a motorcycle helmet. Lois: I guess I'm a sucker for stray dogs and naked men. (Martha stares) Okay, that didn't come out right... Dr. Vaughn: You're living on borrowed time, Lex – stop trying to borrow more. Lois: Were (Chloe) and Clark ever an item? Martha: Maybe for a minute... Lionel: You know, they dubbed Mussolini a savior...and look what happened to him. Lex: Shouldn't wound what you can't kill, Dad. Lois: Glad to see we've moved beyond the clothing-optional stage of our relationship. Lois: Give me a geek with glasses. Lex: But apparently I'm not ordinary. Lionel: No, you're not. You're my son. Lex: God help me. Jonathan: You can fly? Clark: Kal-El can fly. Clark Kent is still earthbound. Gone Lana: You and Lois...? Clark: Lois? She's bossy, she's stuck up, she's rude. I can't stand her! Lana: The best ones always start out that way Lois: Lana...cute, smart, gusty. And way too much for you to handle. I can see why you're in love with her. Lois: Remind me if I'm ever a witness, don't put my life in the hands of the FBI. Lois: Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of "Clark Junior." Lana: I guess Paris just wasn't for me. Lex: Yeah, museums, late-night jazz clubs, walks along the Seine - I can see how that all gets boring. Lois: Really? You two? Clark: We never... Lana: Not really... Clark: ...had a thing. Lois: A complicated thing. Never mind. Lois: The awkward tension is just getting started. Lois: Really crashed and burned on that one. Clark: Must be a daily ritual with you. Lois: Only when I'm barreling into a train wreck. Lex: Look, I'd like to set things straight between us, Clark, but don't you think raising someone from the grave is setting the bar a little high? Lois: Chloe always told me this town was weird. Lana: Do you believe in destiny? Clark: I don't want to. Lionel: Well done, Lex, but wasn't it you who warned me, don't wound what you cannot kill? Jason: I'm freaking you out with the whole Cary Grant moment, aren't I? Facade General Lane: Not to worry, Lo – I'm sure Clark will be happy to show you around. Clark and Lois: Around where? Jason: It was strange. (Clark) kind of opened up to me today. Lana: You have no idea how strange that really is. Lex: What's with this fascination with ancient writings? Lana: School project. Lex: Must be the same project Clark's always working on. Lex: I guess the polite thing to do is cough and let you know I'm standing here, but that always seems so forced, doesn't it? Chloe: Now I'm off to see Clark Kent in a wet T-shirt. Care to join me? Lois: Like I haven't seen that before. Devoted Clark: You know, if you spent as much time studying as you did trying to leave, you'd be in college already. Lois: And where'd you get that pearl of wisdom? The Farmers' Almanac? Mandy: You want a quote? Lois: Yeah. Mandy: Back off, bitch. Jason: Well, I guess it could've been a lot worse if Clark hadn't tackled me out of the way. I've never seen anybody move that fast. I got to get him off the bench. Lex: There's a darkness in me that I can't always control. I'm starting to think that's my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly. Clark: We all have a dark side, Lex. Lex: Yeah, but I can feel mine creeping over the corners. Friendship helps keep it at bay. Clark: I'm looking for Coach Teague. He just attacked me in my loft. Lois: After that performance on the field today, not surprised. Lois: Do you know how pathetic it is that you have to resort to chemicals to control your boyfriends? Mandy: I'm sick of being a distant second to a football. Lois: So you create a bunch of psycho nutjubs. (looks at Chloe). No offense. Chloe: None taken. Clark: You know, I thought you made a great cheerleader. Chloe: Yeah, well let's never talk about that again, okay? Chloe: (about Clark) Wow, superhero and journalist - what are the odds? Lois: If you break (Chloe's) heart, I'll come back and I'll break your legs. Lois: Don't worry, I'll come back and visit. Clark: Is that a promise or a threat? Run Bart: Your watch is fast. If there's one thing I never am, it's late. If I'm going to be somewhere, I'll be there like a flash. Bart: I'll be a thousand miles away before you can blink Clark: Well, I can blink pretty fast. Bart: You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm. Bart: (I'm from) the future. Chloe: Really? Bart: I ran all the way back through time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now. Martha: (I wanted to) spend some time with a ruggedly handsome farmer. Jonathan: Well, you're in luck, there just happens to be one sweating in your driveway right now. Martha: Maybe I should get the hose and a bucket of soap. Clark: So, what happened? Lex: I decided to play cowboy and got my spurs handed to me. Clark: Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind? Bart: Tell you what...if you can catch me...I'll think about it. Transference Lana: I did some research on the Countess Theroux. Turns out that we have a lot more in common than I thought. Jason: Don't tell me the Countess ran a coffee shop. Martha: Jump down there and put it out? Lionel-in-Clark: Put it out? How? Martha: (exasperated) With your hands... Chloe: What, is flannel too five minutes ago? Lana: Who the hell do you think you are? Lionel-in-Clark: Clark Kent. Of course. Jinx Chloe: As much as I hate to admit it, I never bet against Clark Kent. Lana: Clark's a big part of the reason why I took off for Paris in the first place. Jason: Oh. Well, that must be from the book of things you never want to hear about your girlfriend's ex. Clark: No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that. That's why it's my decision, not yours. Jonathan: You're starting to sound more and more like your father. Clark: I hope so, Dad. Mikail: If you knew about my powers, why did you bet against me? Lex: I didn't bet against you. I bet on Clark Kent. Lex: Mikail, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that anything lost can be found again. Lex: I see. So today I'm taking the role of the despicable, untrustworthy friend and as usual our hero is making the fatal flaw of jumping to conclusions. Spell Isabelle/Lana: Hair of two virgins (plucks her own hair) We've been a good little girl, haven't we? Brianna/Lois: I'm gorgeous! Look at these! (perks her breasts up). Isabelle/Lana: Yes, they're very nice. Madeleine/Chloe: Ahh..the woods of France. I'd know them anywhere. Isabelle/Lana: We're in Kansas, Madeleine. Brianna/Lois: Where? Madeleine/Chloe: Is that the same quest that got us burned at the stake? Brianna/Lois: That was not pleasant. Isabelle/Lana: We don't have time for this. Madeleine/Chloe: Time is the only thing we do have. Isn't that what you said right before the angry mob set us on fire? Isabelle/Lana: You're really not going to let that go, are you? Madeleine/Chloe: The food is so good in this century. Isabelle/Lana: And the men actually bathe. Brianna/Lois: And their bodies are so hard... Brianna/Lois: His powers are restored. Madeleine/Chloe: How? Clark: I'm not from around here... Lois: Why are we lying in the dirt? Chloe: And what the hell are we wearing? Clark: Hey Dad! Jonathan: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me? (holds up bra) Martha: Where did that come from? Jonathan: From out in the barn. In the hay. Martha: Clark... Clark: It was magic. Martha: I'm sure it was... Clark: Isabelle was...aggressively sexy. Lana: Oh great, possessed by an evil slut... Bound Chloe: (to Clark) C'mon, big boy – it's for the cause of truth and justice. Lionel: I want to be your father, Lex. If you'll let me. Lex: You've got your health, Dad. Don't expect another miracle. Scare [During Jason's nightmare] Jason (to Lana): Clark Kent can't protect you from me. Nobody can. Chloe: Clark, you were in love with her. That's not something you ease out of. [During Chloe's nightmare] Chloe's mom: You can't escape this Chloe. None of the woman in our family ever have. Lana (to The Kents): I can't just sit in that hospital anymore, just watching Chloe and Jason die. I want to help. Warden Stone: You want to stay in prison? Lionel: Yes. I've found my mission in life. Lionel But who? Who could do that? Warden Stone: Obviously someone more powerful than you. [During Lana's nightmare] Lana (to herself): Lana... Lana... they're all going to leave you and there's nothing you can do about it. [During Clark's nightmare] Lana (to Clark): It all makes since. The meteor shower. That's the day you came. How could I be so stupid?... My parents are gone because of you. I'm never going to see them again... You killed my parents! [On telling Lana his secret] Clark (to Martha): As far apart as we've grown, I think about it everyday. Jonathan (to Clark): Someday there will be someone you can tell. Jason (to Lana): Six months ago I would've never gone to someone like Lex and groveled for a job I don't even want. Lana (to Jason): The one thing I've learned from my relationship with Clark is when someone isn't being honest with me. Chloe (to Clark): It turns out she is not exactly M.I.A. so to speak. She's in a mental facility and the kicker is it's hereditary. Clark (to Chloe): It's weird when people think they are so close to you when they have no idea what you're really going through. Chloe (to Clark): I mean if you can't tell your best friend, who can you tell? Right, Clark? Unsafe Lex: Well, the prodigal father returns. Minister: Do you, Clark Kent, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Clark: Hell yes! Lionel: Corporate maneuvering doesn't interest me any more. Lex: So killing me is going to be a full-time job now? Alicia: I want this to last forever. Clark: I'm not sure that's one of my abilities, but I'll do my best. Lex: Dad. You can stay in the guest house. Lionel: Thanks – it'll be much easier keeping an eye on me. Pariah Lois: First he married the girl, now he's dating her? Chloe: That was subtle, Lois. Lois: Did (Alicia) happen to be wearing something low-cut when she spun you that tale, because I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here. Sheriff Adams: You flip-flop more than a politician, Mr. Kent. Lex: Can I get you something? I assure you, my tastes have matured. Genevieve: I'm sure you've developed a taste for quite a lot of things, Lex. Recruit coming soon...